The perspective shifts to a noir detective whose help Linda seeks in an attempt to get out her abusive relationship with Fudgie. The detective follows Linda home and spies on her. She’s gratuitously obese, incapacitated, and half asleep watching QVC. Fudgie the Whale swims through her window, pressuring her for sex, but Linda fights back. They battle it out until Linda slams the microwave door into his head. She takes a bit out of him, stuffs the body into the oven, and passes out as it bakes. A fire marshal axes down the door and rescues her from her condo.

Fudgie's Death, 2008, Photo: Steve Gunther
Fudgie’s Death, 2008, Photo: Steve Gunther