Pump That Pussy
RAT:
Now get of my case,
while I Pump Pump Pump this pussy face.
PIGEON:
Don’t be afr-rraid,
No need to shout
It’s late at night
when fur balls come out
Shake a tail feather,
load your caulking gun
This silicone orgy’s
finally begun
JOCELYN:
Pump – Pump – Pump my Pussy?
Pump my Pussy Face?
PIGEON:
Toxic gang bang
and a midnight howl
There’s a new cat lady,
whose on the prowl
She’s a clueless newbie,
some one should warn her
About what happens
around the next corner
RAT:
Down at Jellicle bump and grind
There’s a Persian virgin
with a curved behind
She’ll scratch out your eyes
if you get too close
Or shoot you up with a lethal dose
Pump Pump Pump that Pussy!
Pump that Pussy Face!
PIGEON:
Pump Pump Pump that Pussy!
Pump that Pussy Face!
By the Angora plethora
that heaves and twitches
You may find yourself wedged
in Burmese sandwiches
RAT:
Here comes Mittens
with her cat ‘o nine
and the Cheshire bottom
she met online
It won’t be long
till we know whose boss
Over at the Russian blue salad toss
PIGEON:
You may find yourself stuck
in a Siamese three-way
This aint your grandma’s
tupperware soiree
Pump, Pump, Pump that Pussy
Pump that Pussy face!
RAT:
Pump, Pump, Pump that Pussy
Pump that Pussy face
PIGEON:
There’s been rumors you’ve got tumors
So here’s what you do:
Fill out the bumpy side with polyurethane glue
Don’t get bent out of shape,
Paw your way to the top
This deadly practice must come to stop
ROACH:
Lumpy bodies on display
This aint no tupperware soiree
Pump!
PIGEON:
Pump!
RAT DOCTOR:
Pump!
JOCELYN:
Pump my Pussy?
Pump my Pussy face?
RAT DOCTOR:
Now chill pill, And Hold still. . .
Rat injects Jocelyn’s lip.
JOCELYN:
Shit! That burns. . .But I am already starting to feel more beautiful.
Lyrics ©2009 Marsian De Lellis + P.J. Mc Whiskers
Bride of Wildenstein was developed at CalArts and the National Puppetry Conference at the Eugene O’Neill Theater Center with funding from The Durfee Foundation and Ibex Puppetry.
