Pump that Pussy (Lyrics)

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Bride of Wildenstein – The Musical, Atlanta, 2009

Pump That Pussy
Lyrics ©2009 Marsian De Lellis + P.J. Mc Whiskers

 

RAT: Now get of my case,
while I Pump Pump Pump this pussy face. .

PIGEON: Brrrrrr – I feel a song coming on!

ROACH: Oh brotha! Not that again

PIGEON: Don’t be afr-rraid, No need to shout
It’s late at night when fur balls come out
Shake a tail feather, load your caulking gun
This silicone orgy’s finally begun

JOCELYN: Pump – Pump – Pump my Pussy?
Pump my Pussy Face?

PIGEON: Toxic gang bang and a midnight howl
There’s a new cat lady, whose on the prowl
She’s a clueless newbie, some one should warn her
About what happens around the next corner

RAT: Down at Jellicle bump and grind
There’s a Persian virgin with a curved behind
She’ll scratch out your eyes if you get too close
Or shoot you up with a lethal dose
Pump Pump Pump that Pussy!
Pump that Pussy Face!

PIGEON: Pump Pump Pump that Pussy!
Pump that Pussy Face!
By the Angora plethora that heaves and twitches
You may find yourself wedged in Burmese sandwiches

RAT: Here comes Mittens with her cat ‘o nine
and the Cheshire bottom she met online
It won’t be long till we know whose boss
Over at the Russian blue salad toss

PIGEON: You may find yourself stuck in a Siamese three-way
This aint your grandma’s tupperware soiree
Pump, Pump, Pump that Pussy
Pump that Pussy face!

RAT: Pump, Pump, Pump that Pussy
Pump that Pussy face

PIGEON: There’s been rumors you’ve got tumors
So here’s what you do:
Fill out the bumpy side with polyurethane glue
Don’t get bent out of shape,
Paw your way to the top
This deadly practice must come to stop

ROACH: Lumpy bodies on display
This aint no tupperware soiree
Pump!

PIGEON: Pump!

RAT DOCTOR: Pump!

JOCELYN: Pump my Pussy?
Pump my Pussy face?

RAT DOCTOR: Now chill pill, And Hold still. . .

Rat injects Jocelyn’s lip.

JOCELYN: Shit! That burns. . .But I am already starting to feel more beautiful.

Lyrics ©2009 Marsian De Lellis + P.J. Mc Whiskers